Friday, June 15, 2012

Similarity noted

ABC TV’s Lateline last night revealed a hitherto suppressed government report detailing “a decades-old culture of sexual and physical abuse in the Defence Force.”

The report describes a culture where victims are discouraged from reporting, perpetrators face no adverse consequences and a “... chain of command structure in defence (which) lends itself to superiors abusing juniors with impunity.”

Ignore the word ‘defence’ in that paragraph, and you might think you were reading about the Roman church.

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Thursday, February 09, 2012

Yes we can, Amen

US President Barack Obama recently recalled “one of the great honours of my life,” his meeting with Billy Graham at the Reverend’s “mountaintop retreat”:

Before I left, Rev. Graham started praying for me, as he had prayed for so many presidents before me. And when he finished praying, I felt the urge to pray for him. I didn’t really know what to say. What do you pray for when it comes to the man who has prayed for so many? But like that verse in Romans, the Holy Spirit interceded when I didn’t know quite what to say.

And so I prayed, briefly, but I prayed from the heart. I don’t have the intellectual capacity or the lung capacity of some of my great preacher friends here that pray for a long time. But I prayed. And we ended with an embrace and a warm goodbye.

As ABC presenter Andrew West suggests, when an incumbent POTUS is “making sure everyone knows that he prayed with Billy Graham,” then the re-election game is decidedly on.

Hopefully Obama won’t get to the point where God starts telling him to do stuff... such as another misadventure in Mesopotamia, or Persia or somewhere.

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Wednesday, November 10, 2010

Point missed

One of the best moments in the ambitious-but-patchy Charles Darwin biopic Creation:

Charles Darwin:I have been writing a book.
Doctor Gully:Madness! There are far too many of those already!

If he’d only known the content of the book Charles had been writing, Doctor Gully’s response would likely have been more along the lines of... “May God have mercy on your immortal soul, sinner!”

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Friday, May 07, 2010

Civilisation halts crumbling (for now)

Given the principle that atheists ought to be refused treatment at hospitals run by religious organisations, then clearly the courts of a secular state ought to preclude judges who hold religious beliefs.

The Andrew Bolt politburo will surely agree, then, with Marc Cooper in the LA Times:

Though the [US Supreme Court] ... will be left with six Catholics and two Jews, the open seat should not go to either domination [sic]. Nor should it go to a Presbyterian, a Lutheran, a Methodist, a Muslim or even a Zoroastrian. If it did, that would make nine people who all have one religious principle in common: a belief in religion.

Clearly, the next person to take the bench should be an atheist.

This will surely satisfy the Boltevik requirements of restraint, order and the related discipline of reason.

What’s more, according to the above writer, Thomas Jefferson himself would have approved!

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Friday, April 09, 2010

That nails it!

Another shade of Grayling...

“Try lighting your house by prayer, instead of by electricity, and you see which one works.”

After that killer blow, is there anyone anywhere who can not be an atheist now?

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Wednesday, April 07, 2010

The atheists have taken over the cathedral

Or perhaps, the Cro-Magnons have taken over the cave...

The origin of Science and the origin of Religion share a common ancestor. It’s not that science emerges from religion... The common ancestor of religion and science is ignorance.

You can regard the relationship between religion and science, as they evolved separately from this common ancestor, as somewhat like the relationship between Cro-Magnon man, which is us, and the Neanderthals, which is them.

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Obama a god-sent man?

McArthur McKinley is pastor of the Holly Grove Missionary Baptist Church in the tiny Mississippi Delta town of Sidon.

He isn’t particularly worried about the hateful vitriol hurled at President Obama by his critics because...

“When you’re doing good, someone is going to speak evil against you. They did Christ that way.”

Some among Pastor McKinley’s flock tend to agree, believing Obama to be “a God sent man.”

So, there are still a few people over there who take a quasi-messianic view of Obama, in stark contrast with the poisonous Obama Haters.

However, as an Australian cleric remarked around Easter last year...

“Poor President Obama has been described as the Hope of the World, but we only ever had one messiah that good and it’s a bit hard to live up to Jesus.”

My thoughts exactly! — well, sort of...

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Sunday, December 20, 2009

Ferchrissakes, Cultural Christians, get it bloody right!

I’ve just heard Geraldine ‘Ma’ Doogue, hosting the ABC1 program Compass, refer to Christmas as “the biggest event on the Christian calendar.”

Last week a young chap in my office referred to Christmas as “the day we were saved.”

Another colleague, who actually knows what she’s talking about, corrected him thus: “Christmas is when our Redeemer was born. We were actually saved at Easter.”

Ahem. Now, what’s the biggest event on the Christian calendar?

Hmmmm????

Christmas is in fact the biggest event on the Capitalist calendar (ignoring chocolate sales).

Merry Christmas to all readers! And to all non-readers too.

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Friday, April 10, 2009

Good Friday

At last, a Friday theme that won’t turn into a weekly drudge.

How strange that we, as a culture, can be so relaxed about such a grotesque image — grotesque, yet so ubiquitous we become inured to its meaning.


UPDATE

“Poor President Obama has been described as the Hope of the World, but we only ever had one messiah that good and it’s a bit hard to live up to Jesus.”

Amen, Archbishop Peter Jensen. A-a-a-amen!!

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Monday, November 24, 2008

Reflected glory

The Vatican’s newspaper has finally forgiven John Lennon for declaring that the Beatles were more famous than Jesus Christ, calling the remark a “boast” by a young man grappling with sudden fame. The comment by Lennon to a London newspaper in 1966 infuriated Christians, particularly in the United States, some of whom burned Beatles’ albums in huge pyres.

But of course the Church of Rome still seeks to boost its relevance by stirring up a ‘controversy’ about an off-the-cuff remark made over 40 years ago by a guy who’s been dead almost 30 years.

And a remark no one thinks at all remarkable, outside Vatican City and beyond a vocal minority of fanatics in the Bible Belt.

Forget Lennon, O Ye Defenders of the Faith, what about poor old Giordano Bruno?

I’m sick and tired of hearing things
From uptight, short-sighted, narrow-minded hypocrites
All I want is the truth now
Just gimme some truth now

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Monday, October 13, 2008

Presidential race morphs into interfaith pecker contest

Arnold Conrad, former pastor of Grave Evangelical Free Church, recently addressed a McCain campaign rally in Iowa:

“There are millions of people around this world praying to their god — whether it’s Hindu, Buddha, Allah — that his [John McCain’s] opponent wins, for a variety of reasons. And Lord, I pray that You would guard Your Own Reputation, because they’re going to think that their god is bigger than You if that happens. So I pray that You will step forward and honor Your own name in all that happens between now and Election Day.”

It’s not reported whether Rev Conrad then led the multitude in worship from the classic text:

O Lord
You are so big,
So absolutely huge.
Gosh, we’re all really impressed down here, I can tell You.
Forgive us, O Lord, for this,
Our dreadful toadying,
And barefaced flattery.
But You are so strong and, well, just so super-fantastic.
Amen.

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Monday, July 21, 2008

Monday moral equivalence

The Bishop of Durham, Tom Wright, appears to be somehow equating the consecration of a gay bishop in the US with the US war in Iraq:

“George Bush said he was going to invade Iraq. Everyone told him not to because there would be consequences, but he did it anyway. The Americans floated the balloon in 2003 when they consecrated Gene Robinson as bishop of New Hampshire. They knew exactly what they were doing then and they know exactly what they are doing now. They knew it would be unacceptable to the majority of the Communion. They are doing exactly as they please. Either the rest of the world caves in or someone has to stand up to them.”

Hmmmm...

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Friday, April 18, 2008

Legal and epistemological minefield predicted

After a long hard week, here’s the kind of story that makes life sweet:

The United Kingdom’s fortune-tellers, mediums and spiritual healers will march on Downing Street to protest against new laws they fear will lead to them being “persecuted and prosecuted”.

Organisers say that replacing the Fraudulent Mediums Act of 1951 with new consumer protection rules will remove key legal protection for “genuine” mediums.

They think sceptics might bring malicious prosecutions to force spiritualists to prove in court that they can heal people, see into the future or talk to the dead.

Psychics also fear they will have to give disclaimers describing their services as entertainment or as scientific experiments with unpredictable results.

In my humble opinion those “genuine” guys should be seizing this opportunity to prove, once and for all, that their’s is a legitimate field of scientific endeavour. As a bonus, they could tip the bucket on those malicious sceptics.

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Thursday, March 20, 2008

The Gospel of Pilate

Well, hey, why not a Gospel of Pilate? If Judas can have one, then surely that other assassin of Christ is entitled to equal time.

Without these two men, who both played pivotal roles in the Crucifixion of Our Lord and Saviour, no believer today could enjoy the Salvation that Christ’s sacrifice has vouchsafed for them.

What set me to (again) thinking about this stuff was that we dropped in on friends last weekend and found them watching a dvd of Norman Jewison’s 1973 big-screen production of the rock-opera Jesus Christ Superstar. The Pilate presented in that Lloyd-Webber & Rice opus is — second only to the title character Himself, of course — easily the most intriguing portrayal in the show, albeit that he only gets barely about 15 minutes of screen time. (Priorities.)

As portrayed by Barry Dennen in the film, Pilate has a pronounced lisp — in conformity with an apparent tendency in cinema to camp-up the character, taken to sublime absurdity with Michael Palin’s rhotacistic Pilate in Monty Python’s The Life of Bwian Brian.

But little is actually known about Pilate — beyond his prominent role in the Scriptures as Procurator of Judea — that is not, at best, of dubious reliability. In the Sunday Age some time ago, Terry Lane described Pilate’s lot and function as “the daily grind of crushing little people”. While to a great extent that’s probably a fair characterisation — imperial Rome, after all, was necessarily and quintessentially a police/terror state — the fact is that various accounts of Christ’s trial before Pilate give the impression of the latter as an intelligent and complex character.

Indeed, a number of sources, including the Gospels, convey an impression of Pilate as being deeply conflicted regarding his role in Jesus’s fate. Further, among the Apocryphal texts, the Acts of Pilate presents a detailed narrative of Pilate’s active resistance to the Sanhedrin’s condemnation of Jesus.

An interesting modern treatment of Pilate’s role in the Crucifixion I’ve found is contained in the Soviet-era author Mikhail Bulgakov’s novel, The Master and Margarita. Bulgakov’s depiction of Pilate discretely occupies several chapters of the novel, and was dramatised by Channel 4 Productions in a short feature (about 1 hour) called Incident in Judea.

For anyone interested in reading further, the relevant sections in the text of the novel are Book One, Chapters 2 (“Pontius Pilate”) and 16 (“The Execution”); and Book Two, Chapter 25 (“How the Procurator Tried to Save Judas of Karioth”).

There’s also a dream-sequence in the “Epilogue” in which Bulgakov floats a redemptive resolution of Pilate’s perdition:

To the moon stretches a broad path of moonlight and up it is climbing a man in a white cloak with a blood-red lining. Beside him walks a young man in a torn chiton and with a disfigured face. The two are talking heatedly, arguing, trying to agree about something.

‘Ye gods!’ says the man in the cloak, turning his proud face to his companion. ‘What a disgusting method of execution! But please, tell me,’ — here the pride in his face turns to supplication — ‘it did not take place, did it? I beg you — tell me that it never took place?’

‘No, of course it never took place,’ answers his companion in a husky voice. ‘It was merely your imagination.’

‘Can you swear to that?’ begged the man in the cloak.

‘I swear it!’ answers his companion, his eyes smiling.

‘That is all I need to know!’ gasps the man in the cloak as he strides on towards the moon, beckoning his companion on.

A reappraisal of Pilate is perhaps in order, in consideration of his reluctance — albeit, ultimately futile — to deliver Jesus to the executioner’s gibbet. Was he the monster that is portrayed in tradition? Or just a flawed man, hence a pliant and unwitting instrument of God, the Father and Son?

Had Pilate not yielded to the clamour for blood of the priests and the mob, Christianity may have been stillborn. And ourselves, doomed, for want of heavenly Salvation.

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