Wednesday, November 10, 2010

Point missed

One of the best moments in the ambitious-but-patchy Charles Darwin biopic Creation:

Charles Darwin:I have been writing a book.
Doctor Gully:Madness! There are far too many of those already!

If he’d only known the content of the book Charles had been writing, Doctor Gully’s response would likely have been more along the lines of... “May God have mercy on your immortal soul, sinner!”

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Sunday, November 23, 2008

Brilliant dude, pity about the illustration

“Verisimilitude in a narrative is always more important than veracity.”

The late Michael Crichton again, in a talk he gave to the AAAS at Anaheim in 1999.

The man whom Tim Blair summed up as a “novelist and warmy-mocker” — the latter being, for the Muftim, the really important, if typically shallow, distinction — was in fact a trained scientist and physician before becoming a novelist, screen writer and climate-change sceptic. Blair’s studiedly trite remark, of course, illustrates the very point Crichton was making above.

Although the point generalises, Crichton was specifically referring to movies, and to illustrate he drew on the following example:

If I understand the new film Elizabeth correctly it shows Mary, Queen of Scots secretly poisoned at home; although in fact she was publicly beheaded 15 years later. That’s like making a movie where JFK dies by being hit by a bus sometime during the Reagan administration.

That’s a neat and colourful illustration, but in fact Crichton hasn’t ‘understood’ the film Elizabeth at all correctly.

Mary, Queen of Scots barely features in the 1998 production Elizabeth, from memory, if at all, and is certainly not poisoned. Two Marys, however, do meet their untimely deaths in the film. Queen Mary Tudor dies of some mysterious illness, possibly poisoned. And Mary of Guise is assassinated in Scotland, as suggested in the film, by the silkily sinister Sir Francis Walsingham, turned Lothario.

No, Mary, Queen of Scots is in fact dispatched more in keeping with historical rigour in the sequel, Elizabeth: The Golden Age, released eight years later.

But still, we all know Crichton’s statement about verisimilitude, veracity and narrative is absolutely spot on.

Why? Because it has verisimilitude!

(N.B. Note that the ABC transcript of Crichton’s talk misquotes the word ‘verisimilitude’ as ‘milieu’. See the transcript at Crichton’s website, from which, however, the Elizabeth illustration seems to have been expunged.)

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Thursday, November 20, 2008

Homage to family values

Vitus is a 2006 Swiss film production portraying the trials of the eponymous highly gifted 12 year old boy.

The cast is generally pretty solid. The title role is played sympathetically by young Teo Gheorghiu, who himself is highly gifted. Yeah — ooohhh aahhhh! — that’s actually him playing those difficult piano pieces. Well seriously, the kid is a marvel! But that’s not what’s really appealing about this movie.

Perhaps the standout performance is from Bruno Ganz, fresh from his acclaimed portrayal of Adolf Hitler in Downfall, playing the boy’s kindly, wise and slightly mischievous grandfather. (And I see Ganz has more recently took a prominent role in Francis Ford Coppola’s late return to filmmaking, Youth Without Youth.) But that’s not what’s really appealing about this movie.

Another highlight, despite her somewhat peripheral role as Vitus’s former babysitter, is Tamara Scarpellini, a stunning young beauty who for some reason seems to have since disappeared from the cinema screens. But that’s not what’s really appealing about this movie.

The film straddles between realism and fantasy as Vitus struggles to “find his star” as an extraordinary individual in a mundane world. He discovers that the stock market is really cool, because “you can make 1,000 percent profit, but you only lose 100 percent.” I won’t give away any more of the plot, but anyway that’s not what’s really appealing about this movie.

No, what’s really appealing about this film is its refreshingly un-PC ‘message’ that...

Insider Trading is Okay

Moreover, insider trading is particularly okay when it’s done for the betterment of kith’n’kin.

And as a matter of fact, insider trading is downright cute when it’s done by a highly gifted young lad, aided and abetted by his kindly, wise and slightly mischievous grandfather, for the betterment of kith’n’kin.

No more need really be said, except ... Three and a Half Stars.

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