Saturday, February 09, 2008

what is wrong in this picture?

Friday, February 08, 2008

Goat Friday

Thursday, February 07, 2008

Rudd continues to mindƒυcќ the Coalition

The issue of an apology for the Stolen Generations is causing grief for the New Opposition:

“It is incumbent on the Government to stop playing political tricks and to produce the words as soon as possible.”

  • Julian McGauran, Victorian Senator

“We’re not going to allow ourselves to be wedged by this new Government.”

  • Patrick Secker, South Australian backbencher

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Tuesday, February 05, 2008

These are tips to forget...'s been about for a bit but, as a fisho, this really amuses me. To think this bloke rakes in the dough in the US.

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Wanted: An Opposition

Tim Dunlop muses:

If just talking about inflation in the non-Malcolm approved way is going to cause inflation to rise, then isn’t drawing attention to that immoderate language likely to make it an even bigger problem by making everybody talk about it even more?

Oh my God... and now I’m talking about Malcolm Turnbull talking about Wayne Swan’s intemperate language!

And you’ll probably talk about me talking about Malcolm Turnbull talking about Wayne Swan in comments!

Can full economic meltdown be far away?

Personally, I’m strangely comforted that Mr Turnbull, although in opposition, hasn’t let go of the reins just yet.

Australia needs an effective opposition leader. Turnbull isn’t it, but he may, as much as Brendan Nelson, jolt the opposition into producing one.

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Interstellar war imminent

It’s astonishing, but there’s not been a murmur of protest over this:

The Beatles song Across The Universe will be the first song to be beamed directly into space, NASA has announced.

And yet, surely Led Zeppelin fans would far rather that Stairway to Heaven was beamed into the interstellar reaches to represent our species. And don’t James Blunt fans have anything to say?

But not surprisingly...

The Beatle Sir Paul McCartney said it was an “amazing” achievement and John Lennon’s widow, Yoko Ono, has called it the “beginning of a new age”.

Well, yes... It could ignite an interstellar war if the lyrics of the song are mistranslated. We could look up one day to find a million sleek and horribly beweaponed star cruisers poised to unleash electric death at a single word of command from the leader of the Vl’Hurgs, as he challenges we Earthlings to take back what we said about his mother.

NASA will this week beam the song via its Deep Space Network (that’s the one the Republicans keep threatening to make pay its own way with commercial advertisements). What’s more...

At exactly the same time, fans across the world are being asked to play Across The Universe in a bid to “create a harmonic convergence” around planet earth and throughout the universe.

They stop short of claiming such a “harmonic convergence” will solve greenhouse and ring in universal peace and understanding.

But, hey, this could just work! Please start churning out the Beatles’ Across the Universe on your CD players and iPods immediately, because it’s a happening thing.

Get with the vibe and do it now!!!

Elsewhere, Caz over at avatar briefs gives us an idea of the odds of Across the Universe reaching the ears (or whatever auditory sense organs may obtain) of advanced aliens.

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