Friday, January 12, 2007

Goat Friday

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This Goat Friday takes us to the magnificent and mysterious Galápagos Islands.

Goats had been introduced to the Galápagos by whalers in the 18th Century. By the end of the 20th Century, the feral goat population on the main island of Isabela had grown to around 120 thousand, putting impossible pressure on unique native species such as the Galápagos tortoises.

Something had to be done – and done it was...

The private Charles Darwin Foundation, which set out to exterminate the goat in 1998, announced last July that it had succeeded completely. ...

It was a military-style campaign. With about $10 million in financing from the United Nations and private donors, the foundation imported 500,000 rounds of ammunition, 40 rifles and two helicopters. ...

The first wave of attack entailed rapid fire from helicopters with sharpshooters wielding .223-caliber semiautomatic rifles. ... The project ultimately averaged 1.4 bullets for every dead goat. “No army would ever dream of being that efficient,” says Karl Campbell, field director for the Isabela Project.

I’m thinking President George W Bush should give these folks a call to see if they could sort out some of his problems in Iraq.

But perhaps the most diabolically efficient aspect of the Isabela Project was the deployment of the Judas goats.

In the final stages, so-called Judas goats were fitted with radio transmitters to lead hunters to the last survivors. Chosen for sexual aggressiveness so they would search out partners, the Judas goats were sterilized to prevent them from procreating, and in some cases injected with hormones to keep up their sex drives. ...

Like I said – diabolical.

Yes, the goats are gone from the Galápagos; however, there remain nearly 300 invasive species infesting those enchanted isles “... from pigs to cats, dogs, rats, mice and 11 different kinds of cockroaches.”

These will be the subjects of future efforts to restore those islands as refugia for their native species. Hopefully those efforts will enjoy success similar to the goat operation.

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Thursday, January 11, 2007

Plutoed, but not out

Following the downgrading of Pluto from planet status to dwarf planet, the American Dialect Society has voted the neologism plutoed as their Word of the Year, it’s reported here.

The expression is defined as “to demote or devalue someone or something.”

So the next time you’ve been dissed, canned or put-down, the chances are that you’ve also been plutoed.

A plutocracy is henceforth a dominant or ruling group that has achieved its status by having plutoed its rivals.

Actions likely to cause someone or something to be plutoed may henceforth be thought of as being plutonic in nature or effect.

The English language tends to increase in size, so one may soon expect the emergence of usages such as: plutoised, plutofied, plutofication, etc. etc. etc.

We must, however, never forget the injustice that gave rise to this new usage, and resolve to redouble our efforts in the struggle for the deplutofication of Pluto.