That’s when she fell for...

... the leader of the pack jihad.

When you become Muslim, you so-o-o admire people with knowledge.

It’s like — ohhhhh! — be still my heart!

When he talks about jihad!

Arabic he speaks!

That’s for us!!

It’s not like, mmmm, y’know, “He’s a bit cute,” or y’know “He drives a...” — That’s not really important to us.

But if he’s going to stand there with his beard and his sword, and say, y’know, “I’m into jihad!”

That is extraordinarily attractive!

So speaks Dubbo-born-fifth-generation-Australian, Muslim-convert Raisah bint Alan Douglas — ‘misrepresented’ in her own words on the ABC-TV program Jihad Sheilas — describing her first meeting with her second husband (of five).

Sounding for all the world like some adolescent, airheaded Aussie sheila gushing over her infatuation with young Johnny, the ‘misunderstood’ town hood, this is one of the more ... um ... memorable quotes from a program in which Ms bint Alan Douglas seeks to illuminate for us infidels the life-choices she has made over the past 30-or-so years.

Substitute ‘knowledge’ for ‘cool’, the beard for sideburns, and the sword for a flick-knife or motorcycle drive-chain, and her life-story could perhaps be splendidly told in the form of a musical along the lines of Grease, by way of The Lords of Flatbush, with a classic rock’n’roll soundtrack:

Just because he doesn’t do what
Everybody else does
That’s no reason why
I can’t give him all my love
He’s always good to me
Always treats me tenderly
’Cause he’s not a ter’rist — no no no!
He’s not a ter’rist — no no no!
— To me-e-e-e-e-e!

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More raspberries provoked

As an Infidel, my expectations of Muslim clerics have never been terribly high, but it’s disappointing to see these so-called ‘Christian’ idiots continue piously adding their bile to the sum-total of blind hate in the world:

An evangelical anti-gay US church plans to picket any memorials to Australian actor Heath Ledger, who died this week, because of his portrayal of a gay cowboy in Brokeback Mountain. ...

Shirley Phelps, of the Westboro Baptist Church in Topeka, Kansas, has told Sydney radio station 2Day FM that they will also picket any attempt to honour Ledger, 28, at next month’s Academy Awards ceremony.

“I’m going to stand outside of any public memorial service that he has here,” Ms Phelps said.

“And then the other place I’m going to picket him is when they prop him up to worship his dead, rotting carcass further at the Oscars. I’ll be right outside by the red carpet.”

These nutters have been harassing the bereaved for years, and needless to say they have no qualms about clambering aboard Mr Ledger’s “dead, rotting carcass” and riding it into the headlines to shout their sad, little version of the Lord’s message.

Don’t these hate-mongers wonder what Jesus would say about their antics? My guess is that JC would cast them out of the Temple even before He turned His attention to the money-changers. Shortly before blowing a big raspberry after their sorry arses.

All together now...

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Raspberries provoked

Islamic cleric and former Jemaah Islamiya leader Abu Bakar Bashir has toured a village in the badly affected Karanganyar district of Central Java.

He took the opportunity to blame the deadly landslides and floods on the “immoral acts” of the victims, of whom 130 are so far known to have died.

If God is Great, there will be raspberries blowing all over both the Islamic and Infidel world, just for that callous little ςυηt. It might be hoped that other Muslim leaders will more convincingly model Muslim brotherly compassion.

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