Goat Thursday Friday
image source www.hedweb.com
Several cannibals were recently hired by a big corporation.
“You are all part of our team now,” said the HR rep during the welcoming briefing.
“You get all the usual benefits and you can go to the cafeteria for something to eat, but please don’t eat any of the other employees.”
The cannibals promised.
Four weeks later their boss remarked, “You’re all working very hard and I’m satisfied with you. However, one of our secretaries has disappeared. Do any of you know what happened to her?”
The cannibals all shook their heads negatively.
After the boss had left, the leader of the cannibals said to the others, “Which one of you idiots ate the secretary?”
A hand rose hesitantly.
“You fool,” the head cannibal chided. “For four weeks we’ve been eating Managers and no one noticed anything, but nooooooooooo, you had to go and eat a secretary!”
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posted by Jacob A. Stam at 1/04/2007 07:23:00 PM
8 Comments:
Heh heh heh heh. Good one Jacob!
Top stuff...
And the goats are such cuties too.
Yes, excellent anecdote Jacob.
I'm sure there are many true office stories such as this, which would make great training material.
Tee, hee.
Cheers, ladies.
Strangely enough, the image seems to have gone missing.
Ah ... the 'benefits' of the New Blogger.
Oh, good.
I thought it was just me.
I was dropping by in case the cute goaties that Kath had seen had reappeared yet.
They haven't.
Hmmmmmm.
If you click on the link Caz those cute goats will be revealed..
Oh, lookey, lookey, the little goats did come back.
Georgeous little things.
Yes, I ended up just re-uploading the image.
I think what happened was that the image was originally uploaded into an earlier draft of this post. When I deleted that earlier draft, the New Blogger also deleted the image, even though it was used in the current post.
Never used to be a problem with the Old Blogger.
I should write an irate email to the Blogger admin people ... when I get a few moments.
(Notice I've taken to using an 'Other' identity when posting comments on MY OWN BLOG!!)
There is a secret back door to be able to send actual emails to the actual blogger administrators?
You jest, surely?
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