gabby road sign

click to enlarge — (wonky) imarge by jarcob

This ‘intelligent’ road sign, on the South Gippsland Highway between Leongatha and Meeniyan, Victoria, has a repertoire of five messages:

1. “Too slow”
2. “Juuuust right”
3. “Too fast”
4. “The infringement notice is in the mail”
5. “I’ll call the ambulance”

(By the way, officer, the missus was driving...)