Bonus Gag for Goat Friday

A young brunette goes into the doctor’s surgery and tells him that her body hurts wherever she touches it.

“Impossible!” says the doctor. “Show me.”

She takes her finger and pushes on her elbow and screams in agony. She then pushes on her knee and screams; pushes on her ankle and screams...

And so it goes. No matter where she touches, her agony is apparent.

The doctor says, “You’re not really a brunette, are you? You’re really a blonde.”

She sheepishly admits that she’s really a blonde.

“I thought so,” the doctor says. “Madam, your finger is broken.”

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DISCLAIMER
Apologies in advance to brunettes, medical practitioners, blondes, sheep, and sufferers of painful, debilitating injuries or disorders.