Applied Hermeneutics: Goat Friday

Friday, May 02, 2008

“Proud and Handsome!”

Kathy Farrelly said...: Er...(coughs) He's certainly a well hung old goat Jarcob; 2/5/08 8:09 AM
Anonymous said...: That explains the "Pride" bit, but now I wonder where they got "Handsome".

I mean, do she-goats go for metrosexual he-goats?; 2/5/08 11:57 PM
Caz said...: The yellow earing disturbs me.; 4/5/08 11:29 AM
Anonymous said...: It's actually a golden earring, which coincidentally was a Dutch rock band formed in 1961 and apparently still kicking.

This animal is a boer goat, so perhaps the golden earring is some kind of expression of nationalist Pride. That he's gone to the extent of turning his head to show it off possibly indicates that this is a far-right nationalist goat.; 4/5/08 4:32 PM
Anonymous said...: Oops... that Dutch Rock band...; 4/5/08 4:33 PM
Caz said...: I'm not buying the metrosexual thing.

He's a gay goat.

He has a happy, happy demur.

If he had long blonde hair he would surely flick it over his shoulders every three seconds.

Only today I discovered that I'm a monosexual.

Who the hell knew?

Yes, we heterosexuals no longer need to feel *ordinary*, we can label ourselves monosexual (do a Wiki search).

This news came to me via unsavory comments on Drunka's blog. (We high class bloggers like to congregate at Drunka's place.)

So, something exciting for all of us to add to a t-shirt.; 4/5/08 4:47 PM