Sunday, April 22, 2007

Brief newslets

  • A mother, abetted by her own mother and two sisters, goaded her two toddlers into attacking each other with weapons, while filming the fight.
  • Doting grandmother, Carole Olver, said: “I didn’t see any harm in toughening them up — I done the same with my own children.”

    And Nanna done done a grand job of tuffenin’em up, eh what?

     

  • This bombshell is a potboiler of a story: “Hundreds of scientific papers and years of research could be thrown into doubt, for they may have been based on experiments carried out on the wrong leech.”
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  • A blind pilot in a microlight aircraft is expected to touch down in Darwin this afternoon...”
  • ... or Katherine... or Berrimah... or Melville Island... or Noonambah...

3 Comments:

Blogger Caz said...

Err, is the pilot actually blind, or just really drunk?

Aww, forget it ...

Either way, he's gunna land, as you suggest, somewhere.

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Oh, the toddler-toughening mum and nanna should be put in a cage together. Gawd, some people shouldn't be allowed to breed, truly.

24/4/07 9:58 PM  
Blogger Jacob A. Stam said...

The blind pilot actually had a non-visually-impaired co-pilot, a detail I insensitively omitted in order to exploit the story for the sake of a cheap one-liner. I'm a bad blogger guy...

And oh yes, some people just don't deserve to have kids, eh? The calibre of the grandmother somewhat mitigates the behaviour of the mother and aunts - perhaps - but jeez, one has to draw a line at some point.

24/4/07 11:08 PM  
Blogger Caz said...

I'm rather fond of cheap one-liners.

25/4/07 11:00 AM  

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