Goat Friday

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For Goat Friday, here's a little more humour from Stephen Colbert’s address to the White House Correspondents’ Dinner...

Though I am a committed Christian, I believe that everyone has the right to their own religion, be you Hindu, Jewish or Muslim. I believe there are infinite paths to accepting Jesus Christ as your personal savior.

Don’t pay attention to the approval ratings that say 68% of Americans disapprove of the job the President is doing. I ask you this, does that not also logically mean that 68% approve of the job he’s not doing? Think about it. I haven’t.

Now, I know there are some polls out there saying this man has a 32% approval rating. But guys like us, we don’t pay attention to the polls. We know that polls are just a collection of statistics that reflect what people are thinking in “reality”. And reality has a well-known liberal bias.

I think I would have made a fabulous White House press secretary. I have nothing but contempt for these journalists. I know how to handle these clowns.

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Previous Goat Friday:
The ‘Charles Atlas’ of Goats