Wednesday, February 04, 2009

Our newest Dark Knight – the ‘Phantom Expander’

Police in New Zealand’s Gotham City Blenheim are on the lookout for the Phantom Expander:

A local who has labelled himself the ‘The Phantom Expander’ has been roaming the streets filling car exhausts with [builders’] foam which hardens and stops hoons in their tracks.

The editor of the Marlborough Express in the South Island city of Blenheim, Lance Dodd, says the ‘Phantom’ has it in for hoons.

He’s the hero Blenheim deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So they’ll hunt him because he can take it. Because he’s not their hero; he’s a silent guardian, a watchful protector. A dark knight.



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