Thursday, March 01, 2007

Universe declines to comment

Former Nine Network producer, Rhonda Byrne, is doing very well in her new career as a self-help guru.

Her book and DVD outlining the secret of success are selling well, and Byrne has made headline appearances on Oprah.

The secret is, apparently, to exploit “the law of attraction” whereby “positive thoughts” attract success in life. One has only to “ask the universe for something” and the universe will “deliver”.

Seems simple enough, so I’ll run with it and demur on buying the book and/or DVD for now — thanks all the same, Rhonda.

Do bear in mind, however, that the secret is quite evidently now out, so get in for your chop with all haste. If the universe is finite, I’m not sure that it could indefinitely keep up with strong and increasing demand.

I’m also not entirely convinced about the universe’s ability to come up with the goods, when it doesn’t even respond to requests for an interview.


Blogger Caz said...

I'll ask the universe to send me and all my friends a free copy of the book and the DVD.

Can't wait to read / see them.

Secrets are such fun.

I'll have my copies any day now.

3/3/07 11:46 AM  
Blogger Jacob A. Stam said...

I think the Universe has a 'Millenium Only' try-before-you-buy offer. Awaiting confirmation from the Big U.

4/3/07 9:42 PM  
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